Earwig! How could you?
Didn't you see?
Why do you feel the need to crawl on me?
Earwig! I ask you!
Whats the meaning of this breach?
How do you not die when when I spray you with the bleach
Earwig! Get out!
Reproducing at amazing speeds
Maybe you get busy on our lawn, hiding in all of the weeds
Earwig! You creep!
You seem to survive my Kung-Fu
A squeeze with a tissue or a smack with my shoe
Earwig!Your sly!
The Terminix guy said you'd be dead
But with messy kids and crumbs, you seem well fed
Earwig! I loathe you!
Maybe you're actually a blind little f*#@*%
I better not ever find you again in the baby's booger sucker
Earwig! I warn you!
War is on the way
My plan is to annihilate you and that's all I have to say
